President Winton's Wang
Makes Headlines
Today, it seems the Press was a little early
for there meeting with the President.
Reporters entered the Gray House
catching President Winton
off guard.
Our President
is found with his
wang caught in his zipper
during an interview with his new secretary.
President Winton Makes Headlines Again Today
A local swat teem accidentally arrested President Winton
today
in a Whore House sting; it seems
the President was still interviewing potential
Gray House Secretaries.
What is next? Considering President Winton's illicit
behavior
are we on the verge of once again legitimizing prostitution
to legitimize our President? Well this is one writer
that votes yea,
any excuse is welcome that brings one less hypocrisy.
Keep on pumpin President.
On A Lighter Note
Twelve previous Police Officers find themselves
flipping burgers today at the local burger bar.
President Winton A New Twist In The Skein
Giving head is not sex?
Hey that sounds great to me!!!
New Qualifications for Sexratary: Must Give Good Head!
I can see it on resumes now...
Typing: Occasionally
Shorthand: Illegible
Spelling: as bad as the Editors
Word processing: I don't cook words.
Coffee Making: I don't cook Coffee either.
Head: Excellently Controlled 40# of Suction, Very
Articulate Tongue,
And Yes I Do Swallow.
Your Hired!
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