Girls often complain about having Big Boobs.
Big Boobs they say give girls bad backs,
actualy I think it is from trying to crouch to hide them way too often.
Be Proud, stick them out :-). But yes they are extra weight.
They also complain that eyes tend to stray too much.
KO Guilty as charged, just too hard to resist.

Well anyhow let me tell you the problems of having a big dick.

Dating that new girl...
All the oohs and ahs aside, which is flattering
when a pretty girl first gets sight of your tool,
the simple fact is girls just have no room for a big dick.
Girls are not built deep enough, you only bottom out
and bring a girl pain when you most want to be
giving her pleasure. Sorry nothing funny about that.

The great interrupter. Upon conversing with a girl
who happens to have big tits it becomes rather hard to lie as to
where your eyes were straying (as something begins growing between you). Maybe some one should invent
steel jock straps, of course then we would only go around with
ever growing cases of blue balls, a case directly relevant to the numbers of tight sweaters in ones path.

 Toilets are a catastrophe. They are just too small. You sit
down and your dick is trying to get intimate with the  front
of the porcelain. Quite gross, so you end up having to hold
yourself while sitting, and play jack in the box
when you have to take a leak.

So what is so great about having a big dick?
It is easier to jack off, so one can cristen those
big tits properly in cum!

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